Just a quick update in my life to my only reader, Vice President Dick Cheney. I totaled my car last week, my beautiful new 2004 Sentra. Well, I didn't total it -- a man in oncoming traffic who decided to save himself 3 seconds and made a left turn in front of me did. He drove nearly head on into me.

Thank god for seatbelts and airbags.

I recall yelling at him "you ruined my life!" Well, he didn't really but I was very upset. I really liked that car.

So this week I am going to finally film "Emmy Fight Club", a short film that has been in my head since I won two Emmys a few years ago for TV editing. It involves my Emmys, fighting and lots and lots of blood. Look for it on my website within 45 days!

Hooray for blood!

Oh yeah, I'm home alone now and drunk. My life is so sad.

Hooray for blood!